ABOUT ME
J.W. Affourtit (Afford•it)
Pronouns: He, him
Sign: Scorpio
Things that get me out of bed: a tee time, alarms, good coffee, having to pee.
Summary:
I live my life based off a few quotes from my dad:
“Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you got the less shit you have to eat.”
“Snitches get stitches.”
”Fuck around, and find out.”
”Be the dumbest one of your friends.”
”Where the fuck is the corn soufflé!?”
As seen on:
Adage
The Today Show
Communication Arts
Jeopardy
Media Post
The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
PRweek
Dad’s fridge
Coming to an office near you:
Email: jwaffourtit@gmail.com
